- Why In Couple Photos
WOMEN are On Left Side
& Men On Right?
Bcoz,
In A Balance Sheet
ASSETS are On Right Side
and LIABILITIES On Left..!
Gudnyt..sd
- #include
#include
main()
{
int girlfriends;
int money;
while(money!=0)
{
girlfriends++;
money--;
}
cout<<"begger";
}
- Once an angel apears b4 a lady & grants hr 3 wishs undr d conditn dat hr hsbnd gets 10 times wat she gts..
lady asks 3 wishs:
1. i must b d richst women..
Dis made hr hus d richst man..
2. I must b d most b'ful..
Dis made hr hus d most handsome..
she thinks!
3. I mst get a mild heart-attack!!
Moral: women r smart..
Story ends here 4 girls..
Guys, read on..
D hus gt A hrt-attak 10 times mildr!!
Moral: women think they'r smart, bt they r stupid..
- 6 Ways 2 Catch the LION.
1.Newton's Mthd: Let, the lion catch u. For every action dere is equal & opposite reaction Implies u caught lion
2.Einstein Methd: Run in d direction opposite 2 that of the lion. Due 2 higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. &you can trap it easily
3.Schrodinger Methd: @ any given moment, dere is a positive probability that lion 2 be in d cage. So set d trap, sit down & wait.
4. Inverse Transformation Methd:v plac a spherical cage in d forest & enter it. Perform an inverse transformation w.r.t lion. Lion is in &v r out.
5.Thermodynmic Procedure: We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing 2 pass it except lions. Then sweep d entire forest with it.
6. Integration Differention Methd: Integrat the forest over d entire area. The lion is som where in d result now diff. Partially w.r.t lion & caught de lion