Funny sMs IV

• Why In Couple Photos

WOMEN are On Left Side

& Men On Right?

Bcoz,

In A Balance Sheet

ASSETS are On Right Side

and LIABILITIES On Left..!

Gudnyt..sd

• #include

#include

main()

{

int girlfriends;

int money;

while(money!=0)

{

girlfriends++;

money--;

}

cout<<"begger";

}

• Once an angel apears b4 a lady & grants hr 3 wishs undr d conditn dat hr hsbnd gets 10 times wat she gts..

lady asks 3 wishs:

1. i must b d richst women..

Dis made hr hus d richst man..

2. I must b d most b'ful..

Dis made hr hus d most handsome..

she thinks!

3. I mst get a mild heart-attack!!

Moral: women r smart..

Story ends here 4 girls..

Guys, read on..

D hus gt A hrt-attak 10 times mildr!!

Moral: women think they'r smart, bt they r stupid..

• 6 Ways 2 Catch the LION.

1.Newton's Mthd: Let, the lion catch u. For every action dere is equal & opposite reaction Implies u caught lion

2.Einstein Methd: Run in d direction opposite 2 that of the lion. Due 2 higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. &you can trap it easily

3.Schrodinger Methd: @ any given moment, dere is a positive probability that lion 2 be in d cage. So set d trap, sit down & wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Methd:v plac a spherical cage in d forest & enter it. Perform an inverse transformation w.r.t lion. Lion is in &v r out.

5.Thermodynmic Procedure: We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing 2 pass it except lions. Then sweep d entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differention Methd: Integrat the forest over d entire area. The lion is som where in d result now diff. Partially w.r.t lion & caught de lion