- What is a Kiss?
In view of..
GEOMETRY:
Kiss is d shortest distance between 2 Lips!
ECONOMICS:
Kiss is the thing, 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!
PHYSICS:
Kiss is the process of charging a human body!
COMPUTER:
Kiss is just like a LAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE
HISTORY:
The great war between two lips!
CHEMISTRY:
The fast reaction between two lips without any catalyst
- What is d
BEST & WORST news 2gether?
Its
When Ur Girlfrend Says..
"..Darling, U r The Best Kisser Among All Ur Frnz.."
- 1 Day a Fisherman Got Up Very Earlier.
Thr Wasn't Enough Sunlight.
He Saw a Pack Of Stones At His FootStep.
To Pass Time
He Started Throwing 1 By 1 Into d Sea.
While Having the Last Stone In Hand,
The Sun Came Up.
Then Only
He Saw that the Stone Was a Diamond !!!
Moral :
Don't Get Up Earlier.
- Old chinese mythology says Ghost exist in the world;When some person dies who has any wishes yet to be fulfilld will roam like ghost. They are often found in lonely places.It will sit &watch human activitis from any atractive place.Since it wants us to hear its sorrows.It is mostly found near Balcony,Bedroom window,Ceiling fan,On single Chair,Next room, Tree branches or it may be reading this sms by the side of YOUR HEAD.Any way forget it.
U sleep well...
- Legal Voting Age For Boys-
18yrs...
Legal Marying Age For Boys-
21Yrs...
Wat Is Proved?
"Its Tougher 2 Control A Wife Than A Country"!!
Horrible!!
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