- The biggest mystery of Mathematics:
Thousands of years have passed,
Millions of theorems derived,
Crores of formulas made,
But still....
'x' is unknown!!
- In a Bar, Two were drinking. One said to another: "Yesterday night i slept with your mom"...
All of the bar was waiting for the other guy's response.
The other guy said:
"GO HOME DAD.YOU HAVE DRUNKEN MORE".
- If u sleep vth ur girl frnd on valentines day (Feb 14)
she'll giv u gud news on mothers day (Mar 8)
&
ull hav a child on children's day (Nov 14)
c d medical aspects between these dates.
Dnt try dis on evry body othrwise ull hav bad news on Dec 1st (AIDS DAY)
dates r all perfectly logical.
- Boy 2 girl:Hey if i climb this coconut tree, i can see Engg college girls..
Girl : Leave both the hands from there, u can c medical college girls...
- A young boy asks a priest
"Father,is it Wrong 2 sleep with a girl b4 marriage?"
Father : No my child, but the problem is
'U guys never sleep"!!!
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