Funny sMs

• An elephant has 5 bananas & it is hungry, but yet it does not eat any Y?

bcoz bananas r made of plastic.

next..

The 5 bananas r real, yet d elephant does not eat y?

bcoz elephant is made of plastic......never giv up,

next

both d elephant & banana r real, yet it cannot eat y?

bcoz d bananas r in TV.

Oops...cool dwn.

now

both elephant & bananas r real & in TV bt cannot eat y?

bcoz both of dem r in diffrent channels.

• Who is the biggest fool in 'Puranam'?

'KAMSAN'

Y?

He knows that Devaki's 8th son wil kil him.But he put both Devaki & Vasudevar in same jail!

• Why INDIA is not yet developed? though Population is 100 crore.

Bcos 7.9 crore are retired.

30 crore in state Govt.

17 crore in central Govt.

(Both dont work)

1.1 crore IT professional (they dont work 4 India)

25 crore in school.

2 crore undr 5yrs.

15 crore unemployed.

1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals.

Statistics says 79,99,997 people are in jail.

Rest two are U & Me.

U are busy with ur mobile.

HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA ALONE !

• Judge:Why did U kill Ur Husband?

Lady:

He Called Me From Office,Took Me To Bedroom,Removed My Clothes,

Laid Me On D Bed,

spread my legs

&

Said April fool

• "DRINKS:"

D-elicious aftr 1 Peg.

R-omantic aftr 2 peg.

I-nterested aftr 3 peg.

N-aughty aftr 4 peg.

K-ing aftr 5 peg.

S-nake aftr 6 peg..