Showing posts with label Engineering. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Engineering. Show all posts

Engineering funny - III

  • A b.tech Qn.
2+2=
(1)4
(2)four
(3)IV
(4)2x2
b.tech is always tough


  • Raj:Meet my Wife Tina
Ajay: oh! I know her

R:How
A:We were caught sleeping 2gether
R:What d Hell?

A:10yrs ago,In d Engineering Class!
Enggineer rocks!


  • Whats the similarity between a student studying B.TECH and Amir khan in ghajini...?
Simple, both cant remember anything after 15 minutes ! So its worth writing answers on your body.

  • An engg Student In a campus interview:
How does an electric motor run?

Student:
dhuurrrrrrr

Intrvwr shouts: STOP IT.!

Student:
dhurr dhup dup dup dup.!

  • 4 stdnts Didnt prepar 4 a test.Dey made a plan.Dey wnt 2 d HOD nxt morg n said "sir v had gon 4 a wedding n our car tyre bursted.So v had 2 push all d way &couldn't study".
D HOD agrees n givs dem 3 days time 2 study.
Aftr 3 days al d 3 wer seated in diff rooms.
D questn papr consistd of just 1questn
WHICH TYRE BURSTD?
1.Front right
2.Front left
3.Back right
4.Back left.
B careful HODs r dangerous.

Engineering Branches

  • Identification of Students- >Buks in a Bag-ECStudents >Buks in Hands-EE Students >ARolled turnd Notebuk in back Pckt of Jeans- civil Students >Wid library txtbuks n sftware cd's in Hand- CSE >ID card in pckts. hair colrd. Tcked out shirts wit faded jeans. mobiles in al their pockts, steel chains n bands round their neck n wrists. Nothin in Hand bt Evrythin In Mind- "de Great "ROYALMEC" "studnts" wen we rests d world rusts. MECH ROX.!(By Mech Lovers)

  • Wishing U a high Voltage Health,Low Resistive future,
Harmonic Free Success
&
Life Progress at Constant frequency...
ELECTRICAL ROCKS

  • Machines rule the world, We rule the machines..
No hardware no software without a gear...

When mech rests world rusts...

If x axis is computers, y axis is electronics, z is electrical, then Mechanical is origin... ROYAL MECHS rules the world

  • Electric Gudnyt! Step up ur sleep,Step down ur concentration, amplify urself to dream. In short i wish u a high voltage ñight with no distortion
Gud n8..


Engineering funny - II

    • COLLEGE vs HOLLYWOOD...
    College-JURASSIC PARK
    Dean-KINGKONG
    Princi-BLADE
    H.O.D-THE MUMMY
    Lecturer-HELL BOY
    Lab-FORBIDEN KINGDOM
    Love-TITANIC
    Syllabus-DIE ANOTHER DAY
    Exam-D WAR
    Viva-TRUE LIES
    (in short)
    Engineering-MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
      • A cow standing near an engg colg was making sound
      'F'
        'F'
          'F'
            U knw y?
            Think...
            Stil thinking.,Bcz
            F='ma'
              (maa!)
                Newtons 2nd law....

                • Theory is wen v knw smthng bt it dsnt wrk.
                Practicl is wn smthng wrks bt v dnt kno y.
                d EnGinEeRS cmbine theory & prcticl


                • Sad luv StOry Of Btech studnt
                He in 12th
                She in 12th

                He in Btech
                She in BA

                He in Btech
                She in MA

                He in Btech
                She in PHD

                TOday her Marriage
                He stil in Btech :-(


                • The highly impossible msg an engineering studt can ever send...

                Hi da...
                I finished studying...


                Did u...?

                Engineering funny

                  • Wife:Whrevr v keep money,our son steals it. I dnt knw wat 2 do abt it. Hus:Keep it in his ENGINEERING buks. He'l never touch thm! B proud 2b an engg stdnt!


                  • In how many days a 1000pgs book can be read?
                  Writer-6months.
                  Doctor-2mth.
                  Lawyer-1mth.

                  B Tech STUDNT-"on d nght b4 d exam"THATS engineer's power...

                  • Kumble starts raising his bat on 40 runs!
                  Sachin asks him,
                  Its not a 50 or100?
                    Kumble replies.... ONLY Engineer can undrstand difficulty of scoring 40..!!!
                    • Higher order Engg questins.
                    Prove juice=soap?
                      Ans-frm nwton's 2nd law,
                        f=ma.
                          Nw multiply 'a' on bothside.
                            ie,fa=Maa.
                              Fa is a soap & maa is juice
                                .'.soap=juice..


                                • In college days.... She came into my life ....
                                I kept lookin at her.
                                  She smiled..,
                                    Yet i kept quiet...
                                      She began 2 speak..,
                                        I dint listen...
                                          And when she began 2 leave...,
                                            I started running behind her shouting...
                                              Mam..mam..mam... attendance....