Engineering funny

• Wife:Whrevr v keep money,our son steals it. I dnt knw wat 2 do abt it. Hus:Keep it in his ENGINEERING buks. He'l never touch thm! B proud 2b an engg stdnt!

• In how many days a 1000pgs book can be read?

Writer-6months.

Doctor-2mth.

Lawyer-1mth.

B Tech STUDNT-"on d nght b4 d exam"THATS engineer's power...

• Kumble starts raising his bat on 40 runs!

Sachin asks him,

Its not a 50 or100?

Kumble replies.... ONLY Engineer can undrstand difficulty of scoring 40..!!!

• Higher order Engg questins.

Prove juice=soap?

Ans-frm nwton's 2nd law,

f=ma.

Nw multiply 'a' on bothside.

ie,fa=Maa.

Fa is a soap & maa is juice

.'.soap=juice..

• In college days.... She came into my life ....

I kept lookin at her.

She smiled..,

Yet i kept quiet...

She began 2 speak..,

I dint listen...

And when she began 2 leave...,

I started running behind her shouting...

Mam..mam..mam... attendance....