Malayalam funny V

• Oridathoridathoru kaakka undarunu

Kaakkayku puchaye ishtamairnu.

pakshe puchayku kokkine aairunu ishtam.

Kokkino chennaye airunu talparyam.

Velutha kokkinodula puchayude talparyam mansilakia kaakka ezhumalakalkapuramula paalaruviyil kulikkanpoi.

Neenthal ariyatha kaakka kulikan irangi mungichathu.

Pranayam adakan vayathe pucha kokkine propose cheythapo aval puchichu chennayodopam poi.

Ithil manam nonthu pucha athma hatya cheythu.

Kruranaya chennaya vishanapo kokkine konnu thinnu.

Kokkinte ellu kudungi chennaya chathu.

Tudarchayai nadana 4 maranangalku karanam ariyan avan varunnu-Detectiv Mooshikan.

Putiya lekam Kalikkudukayil.

Inu thane ningalude copy urappaku.

• ABCD

Ariyathavar ee bhumiyil illa pakshe ingane ariyamo?

A-Aristrocrate

B-Bagpiper

C-Contessa

D-Director

special

E-Eight PM

F-Fun drop

G-God father

H-Honey bee

I-Imperial blue

J-Jhoney walker K-King fisher

L-Lime drop

M-Mugal

monarch

N-Nicolase No 1

O-OPR

P-Peter scot

R-Royal stag

S-Smirnoff

T-Takilla

U-Uni boul

V-Vodka

W-White hall

X- XXX rum

Y- Yankey

Z- Zingaro

Kudiyanmar neenal vaazhattee....

• Frndship is a Long Journey.

Kurachu Ne Nadakku,

Kurachu Njan Nadakkam.

Baaki Auto Vilikkam.

Cash Ne Kodukum.

Baki njan vangam

Aliya Athlleda FRNDSHIP!;-)

• Kothuku Kadi kittiya tintumon kadicha kothukine pidich veruthe vittu. frnd: Enthina kothukine kollathe vittath? Tintu: "Onnumillenkilum avan ente chora alleda"

Malayalam funny IV

• A for Apple

B for Big apple

C 4 Cheriya apple

D 4 Double apple

E 4 Eniyoru apple

F for First paranjille aa apple!

By LKG Rowdies

• Chemical love letter!

Swantam amoniakutik potasium chetan ezhutunna procedure. Engane ee reaction thudanganam ennenikariyilla! Vellatil veena sodium pole ente manasu ninaku

vendi neri pukayukayan! Anu ente heart ground statil ninum excitd statilek poyda, iduvare tirchuvanitila! Ninte brothr enu parayna a nobl gasin oru elctron kuduthla, adhikam kalichal avnte ionisatn entalpy njan adichu ilatakum life witout u is lik a hydrocarbn witout hybridisatn.

• "Kallan" enu peru veezuna poleya colegil "Padipist" enu peru veezunath.. Thechaalum maychalum pokila.. Nammal sukshichal namuk kollam.. Enik athraye parayanullu

• Himaalaya girinirakalil kadina thapassiloode aarjicha thapashakthiyaal keralathe saagarathil ninnuyarthiya PARASURAMANTE shishyanaaya jagathguru sri sankaracharyarude kaaladikal pathinja punya paavanamaaya bharathapuzhayile manal tharikalil VARUTHEDUTHA KAPPALANDI veno, Kapalandi?

• Neil Armstrong lands on Moon & sees two men there.He askd Who r u?

Reply:

"Camera man satheeshinoppam prasanth raguvamsam, asianet news..!!"

Malayalam funny III

• Mone dinesha...

Msg ayakkanam ayakkanam enna agrahavum ayi nan chennu pettethu oru pazaya simhathinte madayil ustad BPLkhan .ente varavinte udhesham ariyichappol gurudakshinayayi oru touch screen mobile vekkan paranu........oru ooru thendiyude kayyil nokiyayude basic set allathe enthu kanan........pinne akeppade kayillulathu "BSNL suvidha"ude 2000 msg mathram. Pinne msg inte adyaksharangal padippicha suvidhaye oorthu ayachu english bhashayil onnandaram oru chalu.......pinne oru thirichunottam vendi vannittilla....nan kanatha mobile illa ayakkatha msg illa......aa ennodano ninte kali...............

• Athimohamanu mone dinesha athimoham.Ente inboxil msg ayachu nirakyum vare ninte phonil balance undagum enna vijaram,athu thettanennu thonnumbol neeva rando nalo msg ayachu tharam, athu vaayichu aasha theerkam,neenda idavelakku sesham njan vannirikunnu. chila msg kaananum puthiya msg ayakkanum.Mone sms free ulla phonilek miscall adichu kalikkalle,

• January 1:

Avanodu njan I love you paranjhu, avan onnum mindiyilla...

Feb 1:

Avanu oru letter koduthu avan onnum mindiyilla...

March 1:

Nee enne kalyanam kazhichillenkil njaan thoongi chath kalayum ennu paranju,avan onnum mindiyilla..

April 1:

Avan ente aduth vannu paranju, ninne kalyanam kazhichote? ennu...

Njaan onnum mindiyilla...

Njaanaara mol..!!!

Annu APRIL FOOL ALLE...!!??

chavittithazhthum njan OUT OF COVERAGE AREA'yilek nee po mone dineshaa..

• Oru kaaryam parayaan undayirinu..Ucheke paranjal enne kaliyakkum..

Athu konda eppol parayunnathu.

Paranjotte..??

"GOOD NIGHT"

• Oral marichal 2 prblm,

avane kathikkano, kuzhichidano?

Kathichal no prblm, kuzhichittal 2 prblm, avide pullu kilikkumo, illayo?

Illenkil ok, kilichal 2 prblm, adhu pasu thinnumo illayo?

Thinnilengil no prblm, thinnal 2 prblm, athu pal tharumo illayo?

Thannilengil no prblm, thannal 2 prblm, aa paal kudikkamo illayo

kudichillengil ok, kudichal 2 prblm, kudichal chakumo illayo?

Chathillenkil ok, chathal 2 prblm, avane kathikkano atho kuzhichidano....?

Malayalam funny II

• A royal way of saying Good Morning

Birds r chilakking

C0ck is kooving

Flowers r pushping

Sun is udhikking

R u still uranging?

Eneekking..!

• Dyvame enikku sms ayakkathavarude mobile roadil veenu athinte mukaliloru pandi lorry kayari chappy chulinju madangy odinju thakarnnu podinju papadamayi athine kaakka kothi kadalilittu athu meen thinnu aa meene kozhi thinnu aa kozhi chicken guniya pidichu pandaradangi chakane!"

• Dey, 6 SMSum 4 MISCALum kond ee phonil pani thudangiyavana

ee njan..Aa enik innu 6 alla 6000 SMSnte varimanamundu. Aa ennod msgeayache moda kaanicha..

ondallu paile adich nuruth kalayum ketta..., mis cal , msg..thalle kalippu teeranìllallu.. poday poday poday...

• If paper comes very tuf in exm just clos ur eyes 4 a moment,take a deep breath n say-"Leven puliyanu ketta....nammal oru varavude varendi varum"

• Pusthakathalil ninnum nee padicha INDIA alla innathe INDIA, oru nerathe recharginayi kashtapedunnavarude INDIA... recharge cheythal call vilikkathe ninne pole MISS CALLum SMSum cheyyunnavante INDIA...itu manasilakkan sense venam,sensibility venam,cellphone venam.Atleast Rs.1/-enkilum balansum venam!

Malayalam funny

• Wat if engners startd directing movies?1. DRAFTERukal katha parayunnu.

2. Oru LCD diarykkurippu.

3. Meerayude ICyum muthuvinte PCyum.

4. TRANSITERum DIODEum pinne njanum.

5. Ayaal RECORD ezhuthukayaanu.

6. BTECH penninu MTECH payyan.

7. LECTUREmarude shradheykku.

8. Nerariyaan CRO.

9. MOTOR maadhavan.

10(...)

• Adyamai kandath ormayundo.

Adymai mindiyath ormayundo,.

Adyamai

pinaghiyath

ormayundo.,

" SANTHOSH BRAHMI "

Kazhikkoo ormakkum budhikkum uttamam

• VALLAPOZHUM sunday schoolil pokunna oru kutty sunday school examine ezhuthiyathu..

"NALLA SAMARIYAKARANTE" Katha..........

Oru manushyan jarusalemil ninnum yerihovileku povukayayirunnu.

Pettannu kallanmar ayale akramichu

thundam,

thundamaky

Kurachu piece mullinidayil veenu,

Kurachu piece

Paarayil veenu,

Kurach piece nalla nilathu veenu

Baaky vannathe 12 kutta nirachaduthu..

:-D

• Asathoma sath gamaya,

Thamasoma jyothir

gamaya,

Mruthyoma

amrutham gamaya..

Ninakkanel athilum

gamaya......!

• Hey.. savaari giri giri !

Exam njan ezhutharilla, pinne assignment, athu vekkanam ennu agraham undayirunnu, pakshe nadannilla, pinne seminar, athu kurekkalam edukkanam edukkanam ennu vicharichu, time kittiyilla, pinne aake cheythathu nalla pempillare vaya noki ennullathanu.!. Athu oru university paper allathathu kondu markonnum kittiyilla....!!!