Showing posts with label College. Show all posts
Showing posts with label College. Show all posts

College Life II

  • COLLGE MEMORIES:
Oneside love..
Silent mode Mobiles..
Bus stand comedies..
EScap from Seminars..
Last period galataas..
Birthday treats..
Last minute preparation..
Over Ñìght study 4next day Exam..
Friend's family functions..
Internal marks problem..
Mass bunk 4 a film..
Eager wait4 feb14..
shortage of pocket money
and atendance..
These day's wil nevr come again..!
Fwd2 all ur best friends,who are part of UR "HAPPY DAYS"..!!

  • THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN COLLEGE LIFE:
1.loving frnd avoiding u without reason.
2.HOD sitting near u during college tour.
3.dear one suddenly stopped msging u.
4.10 mark bit asked for 2 marks.
5.frnd calling on b'day n not wishing.
6.deleting this msg without frwding it to ur loving frnds.....

  • Achievements in college life: 1)Learn 2 sleep with eyes open. 2)Learn 2 speak with mouth closed. 3)Learn 2 write many pages in exam without studying. 4)Learn 2 talk with friends without any matter. 5)Learn 2 buy food in canteen without any money. 6)Learn 2 smile when staffs shout..

  • 4yrs f fun n joyful college cums 2 an end within 2 n a half yrs....
Dereafr...
No silly jokes in d middle f class,
No bunkin,
No bits 2 pass,
No stupid fights,
No ego probs,
No sharing,
No teasing wid nick names,
No assignments,
No HOD's advice!!
Only....
Faded faces,
Lost frnds,
Fight 4 lyf...
No use f regrets l8r....
So 4gt all d misundrstndins n njoy d 4th cumin exams 2 d core!
MSG IS DEDICATED 2 ALL D 2nd YEARS...!!

  • THE LEGENDS!Gandhi-cud write wit both hands Napolean-cud sleep even while riding a horse
Leonardo davinci-cud write wit 1 hand & draw wit other simultaneously!
ENGINEERING STUDENTS -cud listen 2 class, take notes on 1 hand n msg wit other hand, look at d girls/boys roaming outsid thru d window, play buk cricket n bingo, sketch d lecturers face in d last page, dream abt GF or BF , givin misd cals to 1st bench guys & also cud hv a gud sleep simultaneously

College Life


  • 1000s of yesterdays r gone..
Millions of tomorro wil come
but stil d hope
alive in all students is that

tomoro i'll definitly start studying....!

  • This is wat is called ''high level comedy ''
Once CONSTANT & e^x were walkng on road. Suddnly const screamd n said DIFFERENTIATION is comig, he wil eliminte me. e^x stands firm n says to DIFFERENTIATION''u can't cause any change to me,neither ur father INTEGRATION can''
DIFF. laughed like a villain and told am nt d/dx am d/dy...

  • Late night chats.
Lazy mornings.
Evening walks.
Small small fights.
Cute cute jokes.
One side love.
College canteen meeting's.
Confusing exams.
Amazing marks.
Top secrets.
Birthday wishes.
Rush 2 theatres.
College programmes.
Incomplete assignments.
Boring lectures.
Walks in rain witout umbrella.
Hang outs n gossips...

These r d days U wont get back...
love it...
live it...
Tat's college life...
Once U miss it,
Itz gone 4ever...
NJOY IT..

  • Prof:I dont mind ven students look at watch during lectures.
Bt i get angry,when dey remove their watch&shake it 2 see if its working r not!

  • Even If All The Musicians In The World Join Together To Create A Melody To Make Us Sleep, They Cant Win Over Our Text Books & Our Lecturers!