SmS

Beautiful SmS II

2011-09-05T06:14:00.000-07:00

10 THINGS A GAL PROBABLY Dusnt know: 1.Guys r much more emotional dan dey thnk.If dey loved dem truly. 2.Guys may b flirting bt b4 gng 2 sleep,dey alwz thnk abt d girl dey truly care abt. 3.Guys go crazy over a gal's smile. 4.A guy who lyks a gal wnts 2 b d only guy dey talk 2. 5.Girls r guys weakness. 6.If a guy tells u abt his probs,he juz needs sum1 2 listen 2 him. 7.Wen a guy ask a

Think and think II

2011-09-05T06:11:00.000-07:00

Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid Meaningful msg: All that I have learnt about life can be summarized in 3 words ,..............................."LIFE GOES ON..!!" "Whn u r confusd 2 marry ur Lover Or d one Who Is Found By Ur Parents. Pls Choose D 2nd............ Coz.If U Realy Lov ur Lover

Friendship sMs III

2011-09-05T06:07:00.000-07:00

Wen u fall horribly.. A frnd vl help u 2 get u...A gud frnd wil laugh at u & ur best frnd will... Click ur photo n upload on Facebook... :D I wish you happy frndship day,:-)before that i just wanted to say: Thankyou-;-) for everytime you helped me and stood there for me. Sorry- ;-(for whenever i hurt you or let you down, i am sure i didnt mean to Remember:-/- no matter where you are or in

Think and think ...

2009-11-28T04:18:00.000-08:00

One of the greatest enemies that we can face in life...Is the illusion that there'll be more time tomorrow than there's today!Amazing Puzzle:-If you rearrange these letters u'll get the following:-*Dormitory = Dirty-room*Astronomer = Moon-starer*The eyes = They see*A Decimal Point = I'm a dot in place*Eleven plus two =Twelve plus one*Princess Diana = End is a car spin.I Can Prove That1+1=0LHS=1+

Funny sMs IV

2009-11-28T04:16:00.000-08:00

Why In Couple PhotosWOMEN are On Left Side& Men On Right?Bcoz,In A Balance SheetASSETS are On Right Sideand LIABILITIES On Left..!Gudnyt..sd#include#includemain(){ int girlfriends; int money; while(money!=0) { girlfriends++; money--; } cout<<"begger";}Once an angel apears b4 a lady & grants hr 3 wishs undr d conditn dat hr hsbnd gets 10 times wat she gts..lady asks 3 wishs:1. i must b

Happy Birthday

2009-11-28T04:15:00.000-08:00

It's a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you ,someone thinks about you, someone needs you, but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your b'day.... "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." dear friend...Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,apne dost ko kya uphar du,koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...Junam Din Mubarak Ho

Love

2009-11-28T04:13:00.000-08:00

A boy proposd a girl.She rejectd.He was not SAD.Frnds askd:"U dnt feel sad, y?"Boy:"Y shud i feel?I lost 1 who nvr luvd me.Bt she lost 1 who really luv her."A Very Lovable Thought:"If you have no one to love then don't worry because it will be the prayer of the one whom you are going to marry.""U kw y ppl sy dat U dnt feel sleepy wn U r in LuV?Coz 4 d 1st tym U find smthng really more beautiful

Funny sMs III

2009-11-28T04:11:00.000-08:00

What is a Kiss?In view of..GEOMETRY:Kiss is d shortest distance between 2 Lips!ECONOMICS:Kiss is the thing, 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!PHYSICS:Kiss is the process of charging a human body!COMPUTER:Kiss is just like a LAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLEHISTORY:The great war between two lips!CHEMISTRY:The fast reaction between two lips without any

Exams II

2009-11-28T04:10:00.000-08:00

Arguing with external in viva is like wrestling with a pig in mud,After sometime u realise that ur geting dirty & the pig is enjoying it...Revised newton's 1st law -"every book continues to be in its state of rest or covered with dust, untill &unless an external or internal exams appears.!"

Engineering funny - III

2009-11-28T04:08:00.000-08:00

A b.tech Qn.2+2=(1)4(2)four(3)IV(4)2x2b.tech is always toughRaj:Meet my Wife TinaAjay: oh! I know herR:HowA:We were caught sleeping 2getherR:What d Hell?A:10yrs ago,In d Engineering Class!Enggineer rocks!Whats the similarity between a student studying B.TECH and Amir khan in ghajini...?Simple, both cant remember anything after 15 minutes ! So its worth writing answers on your body.An engg Student

Tamil SmS

2009-11-28T04:07:00.001-08:00

Sunrise & sunset,U know when it happensBut my SMS"yeppa varum..yeppady varum Yaarukkume theriyathu...Aana varavendiya nerathuku correcta varum."Gdmrng

Malayalam funny V

2009-11-28T04:05:00.000-08:00

Oridathoridathoru kaakka undarunuKaakkayku puchaye ishtamairnu.pakshe puchayku kokkine aairunu ishtam.Kokkino chennaye airunu talparyam.Velutha kokkinodula puchayude talparyam mansilakia kaakka ezhumalakalkapuramula paalaruviyil kulikkanpoi.Neenthal ariyatha kaakka kulikan irangi mungichathu.Pranayam adakan vayathe pucha kokkine propose cheythapo aval puchichu chennayodopam poi.Ithil manam nonthu

Friendship SmS II

2009-11-28T04:02:00.000-08:00

FRIENDSHIP BtwN GIRLS :-A girl come home very late,told Father dat she was at friends house. . Father called 10 of her friends but all of dem told dat she had not come ther.FRIENDSHIP BTWN BOYS :- A boy didnt come home 1 night,told father dat he had slept at his friends house. Father called 10 of his friends,8 of them confirmed he had Slept over at their house & 2 Claimed he was still there. . .!

Malayalam funny IV

2009-11-28T03:59:00.000-08:00

A for AppleB for Big appleC 4 Cheriya appleD 4 Double appleE 4 Eniyoru appleF for First paranjille aa apple!By LKG RowdiesChemical love letter!Swantam amoniakutik potasium chetan ezhutunna procedure. Engane ee reaction thudanganam ennenikariyilla! Vellatil veena sodium pole ente manasu ninakuvendi neri pukayukayan! Anu ente heart ground statil ninum excitd statilek poyda, iduvare tirchuvanitila!

College Life II

2009-11-28T03:56:00.000-08:00

COLLGE MEMORIES:Oneside love..Silent mode Mobiles..Bus stand comedies..EScap from Seminars..Last period galataas..Birthday treats..Last minute preparation..Over Ñìght study 4next day Exam..Friend's family functions..Internal marks problem..Mass bunk 4 a film..Eager wait4 feb14..shortage of pocket moneyand atendance..These day's wil nevr come again..!Fwd2 all ur best friends,who are part of UR "

About famous personalities...

2009-11-28T03:55:00.001-08:00

When Sachin traveld 2 Pakistan, to face finest pace bowlng attacks ever in ckt.....$ Michael schumacher was yet 2 race a F1 car.$Obama had never think to be come a us citizen$Diego Maradona was still d captain of argentina team.$Pete sampras had never won a grand slam$Roger Federer was a name unheard of..$Lionel Messi was in his nappies.$Usain Bolt was an unknown kid in jamaica...$Sania mirza

Something to think about...

2009-11-28T03:52:00.000-08:00

While Dad was polishing his new car, his 4yr old son pickdup a stone nd scratched lines on d side of d car. In his anger, dad tøok d child's hand &hit it many times,nt realizng he was using a wrench. At d hospital his child said," Dad, whn will my fingers grow back?" Dad was so hurt. He went back 2 d car nd kicked it a lot of times. Sitting back,he looked at d scratches, child wrote "I £ÖVÉ Ü DÄD

Beautiful SmS...

2009-11-28T03:49:00.000-08:00

Most Beautiful prayer for U''May The Worst Day Of Your Future Be Better Than The Best Day Of Your Past ...''Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding, Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity, Marry genuiness, Divorce the ego…Thats Good Life…Faith: 1s all villagers decided 2 pray 4 rain,on the day of prayer all people gathered and only 1 boy came with umbrella.Thats Faith.Trust: Trst should

Funny sMs II

2009-11-28T03:45:00.000-08:00

The biggest mystery of Mathematics:Thousands of years have passed,Millions of theorems derived,Crores of formulas made,But still....'x' is unknown!!In a Bar, Two were drinking. One said to another: "Yesterday night i slept with your mom"...All of the bar was waiting for the other guy's response.The other guy said:"GO HOME DAD.YOU HAVE DRUNKEN MORE".If u sleep vth ur girl frnd on valentines day (

Malayalam funny III

2009-11-28T03:42:00.000-08:00

Mone dinesha...Msg ayakkanam ayakkanam enna agrahavum ayi nan chennu pettethu oru pazaya simhathinte madayil ustad BPLkhan .ente varavinte udhesham ariyichappol gurudakshinayayi oru touch screen mobile vekkan paranu........oru ooru thendiyude kayyil nokiyayude basic set allathe enthu kanan........pinne akeppade kayillulathu "BSNL suvidha"ude 2000 msg mathram. Pinne msg inte adyaksharangal

Friendship SmS

2009-11-28T03:38:00.000-08:00

Every frnd can say"i can unstnd ur feelings"bt a true frnd say"i can feel ur feelings"..dats d magic f true frndshp..gud mng..!I took U as my sweet freiend & i locked U In My Heart!But Now that Key Is Missing...But I Am Very Happybecoz U R Safe Inmy HEART.** * GN***Diff b/w Real n Fake Frnds!FF: Nvr ask 4 food.RF: wait 4 u to open de lunch box..n jus grab it frm uFF:calls ur name sweetlyRF:calls

A Collection of Serious SmS

2009-11-28T03:34:00.000-08:00

Y 26 so imprtnt?dec26-tsunamijan26-gujrat quakfeb26-godramay26-guvhati blstjun26-gujrat floodjul26-mumbai floodsep26-ahmdbad blstnwnov26-mumbai terorsmTongue Twistr The Sixth Sick Sheikh's Sixth Sheep's Sick! (Ths s Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acc 2 Guniess Book of recrd)Say it!Cute interview qstn..U r drivg along n ur car at n8. its raining heavily n suddenly u c 3ppl waiting 4 bus1.An

Funny sMs

2009-11-28T03:31:00.000-08:00

An elephant has 5 bananas & it is hungry, but yet it does not eat any Y?bcoz bananas r made of plastic.next..The 5 bananas r real, yet d elephant does not eat y?bcoz elephant is made of plastic......never giv up,nextboth d elephant & banana r real, yet it cannot eat y?bcoz d bananas r in TV.Oops...cool dwn.nowboth elephant & bananas r real & in TV bt cannot eat y?bcoz both of dem r in diffrent

Funny SmS about Love

2009-11-28T03:28:00.000-08:00

Dear,I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, i live no.I come red shirt tomorrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down Mango tree. U come Mango tree. You no come, i jump train. Sure come.Your lovelyTutumonStd 1 BToTutumolUKG AAdvantages of not having a lover 1) can sleep well 2) can save time and money 3) need not worry abt how u look 4) no missed calls in the middle of

Love Messages

2009-11-28T03:23:00.000-08:00

Do u kno why GOD created gap betwn fingers?So that some day the one who LOVES u truly,comes & fil those gaps by holdin ur hand Sayin i luv u mre thn ma life.New style of proposing a girl. I hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 ur daughter.So,lets make them brother n sister! R u in Lov"?? """"""""""=Vn u r togthr wid dat person,u pretnd 2 ignore dat guy!!*U r

Hindi SmS

2009-11-28T03:19:00.000-08:00

New fact: Agar tum 90 baar paap karoge to 45 baar pakde jaaoge coz sin 90=cot 45..!Year: Sms charges1996: Rs.41997: Rs.32000: Rs.12003: Rs.12005: 50 paise2007: AlmostFree2008?Ap sms kab kroge?Jb Sms pe Loan Milegi?AEROPLANEWright brothrsCYCLEMacmillanTELEPHONEGraham BellTELESCOPEGalileoEXAMSSaale ko dhundo re, Pakad k Marenge.!!Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,apne dost ko kya uphar du,koi accha sa

Malayalam funny II

2009-11-28T03:15:00.000-08:00

A royal way of saying Good MorningBirds r chilakkingC0ck is koovingFlowers r pushpingSun is udhikkingR u still uranging?Eneekking..!Dyvame enikku sms ayakkathavarude mobile roadil veenu athinte mukaliloru pandi lorry kayari chappy chulinju madangy odinju thakarnnu podinju papadamayi athine kaakka kothi kadalilittu athu meen thinnu aa meene kozhi thinnu aa kozhi chicken guniya pidichu

Exams

2009-11-28T03:11:00.000-08:00

Cricket has reached exciting levels with T20. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions.1.Reduce exam time by 1hr n marks by 50.2.Introduce strategic breaks after each 30 mins.. 3.Give free hit marks wher students can frame their own questions n write ans.4.Ist 30mins power play i.e no invigilator in clas5.Introduce fair play awards :->... ~Issud in public intrestY v dnt stdy whol yr

College Life

2009-11-28T03:06:00.000-08:00

1000s of yesterdays r gone..Millions of tomorro wil comebut stil d hope alive in all students is thattomoro i'll definitly start studying....!This is wat is called ''high level comedy ''Once CONSTANT & e^x were walkng on road. Suddnly const screamd n said DIFFERENTIATION is comig, he wil eliminte me. e^x stands firm n says to DIFFERENTIATION''u can't cause any change to me,neither ur father

Malayalam funny

2009-11-28T03:02:00.000-08:00

Wat if engners startd directing movies?1. DRAFTERukal katha parayunnu.2. Oru LCD diarykkurippu.3. Meerayude ICyum muthuvinte PCyum.4. TRANSITERum DIODEum pinne njanum.5. Ayaal RECORD ezhuthukayaanu.6. BTECH penninu MTECH payyan.7. LECTUREmarude shradheykku.8. Nerariyaan CRO.9. MOTOR maadhavan.10(...)Adyamai kandath ormayundo.Adymai mindiyath ormayundo,.Adyamaipinaghiyathormayundo.," SANTHOSH

Engineering Branches

2009-11-28T02:53:00.000-08:00

Identification of Students- >Buks in a Bag-ECStudents >Buks in Hands-EE Students >ARolled turnd Notebuk in back Pckt of Jeans- civil Students >Wid library txtbuks n sftware cd's in Hand- CSE >ID card in pckts. hair colrd. Tcked out shirts wit faded jeans. mobiles in al their pockts, steel chains n bands round their neck n wrists. Nothin in Hand bt Evrythin In Mind- "de Great "ROYALMEC" "

Engineering funny - II

2009-11-28T02:44:00.000-08:00

COLLEGE vs HOLLYWOOD...College-JURASSIC PARKDean-KINGKONGPrinci-BLADEH.O.D-THE MUMMYLecturer-HELL BOYLab-FORBIDEN KINGDOMLove-TITANICSyllabus-DIE ANOTHER DAYExam-D WARViva-TRUE LIES(in short)Engineering-MISSION IMPOSSIBLEA cow standing near an engg colg was making sound 'F' 'F' 'F' U knw y? Think... Stil thinking.,Bcz F='ma' (maa!) Newtons 2nd law....Theory is wen v knw smthng bt it dsnt wrk.

Engineering funny

2009-11-28T02:38:00.000-08:00

Wife:Whrevr v keep money,our son steals it. I dnt knw wat 2 do abt it. Hus:Keep it in his ENGINEERING buks. He'l never touch thm! B proud 2b an engg stdnt!In how many days a 1000pgs book can be read? Writer-6months. Doctor-2mth. Lawyer-1mth. B Tech STUDNT-"on d nght b4 d exam"THATS engineer's power... Kumble starts raising his bat on 40 runs! Sachin asks him, Its not a 50 or100? Kumble replies